Each week on the show, three grinning imbeciles were asked fluffy and meaningless questions by a contestant who was perched behind a partition, in reply to which said imbeciles recited a series of quips so cheesy they could be garnished and served as starters in a French gastro pub.
The female contestants would always deliver their quips with a saucy giggle and a Timotei-style flick of the head, while the men would deliver theirs in a spirit of such oily slickness that Greenpeace would eventually have to be called in. In 'weather' or not you’re going to choose me, of course. I'll take you to Cloud 9.” At this point the audience would woop and ahhhh so loudly that time would cave in on itself, and Cilla would link hands and dance on stage with a chorus-line of dinosaurs and Mongol warriors.
As my mother's hair-dryer voomed into life in the kitchen, I was to be found in the living room watching Cilla on Blind Date, contorting myself on the couch (emphatically not a euphemism), often upside down, a combination of ever-stretching limbs and rising hormones making it impossible for me to sit properly and at peace for any significant length of time.Dating Naked is a series that explores the art of romance, free of preconceived notions, stereotypes -- and clothes.In each episode, two new men and women will strip down for a shot at igniting a spark with our primary daters.However, in the end, only one can win each of their hearts.You're one step away from potentially meeting your match. Fill out the form below, giving us as much detail as possible. It’s probably smart to take the advice of a ‘matchmaker’, especially when it’s a close friend who has your best interests at heart.